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☆ Endless nights, In my life's museum.. ☆

☆ Endless nights, In my life's museum.. ☆

(19 y.o. ♀ ) Hey! ☮ Hope you have a wonderful day! x ツ ❤
⁂ “It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.” - Mark Twain

buckoftheirish:

tumbledore-:

gohomemccall:

my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop

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he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

Marry him.

did
did you read the post

arienreign:

i bought this skull for a cosplay and

pugbugduckmug:

sleepy transparent pug

dauntlessardor:

photographerpunzie:

Just got this gem from my brother’s girlfriend

Omg hahaha

his-littlemiss:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Australian Tumblr Photoset #13

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bradfox1975

I always marvel at the humans’ ability to keep going. They always manage to stagger on even with tears streaming down their faces.

Markus Zusak, The Book Thief (via feellng)

fuxit:

😍

chilloutmotherfuckr:

booty made out of straws so you can SUCK MY ASS

sourglow:

♛♛♛

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Dads and Tumblr

shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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